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Alaskan Pipeline: Glen Rice Had A One-Night Stand With Sarah Palin

September 14, 2011 by  
Filed under NBA, Sports

I’ve heard some crazies stories throughout my twenty-two years on earth, but this, this just takes the cake. For those who don’t know, Glen Rice is a former NBA player who retired with the Los Angeles Clippers back in 2004. He won an NBA title at the start of the decade with the Lakers and remains the all-time leading scorer for the Hornets with 23.5 points per game. As far as the lady in the very revealing pink top, well, that’s the Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. Early Wednesday morning, the National Enquirer (one of those hard to believe fluff tabloids) dropped one of the biggest stories of the year on not only the basketball world but the entire U.S. According to the tabloid, both Rice and Palin reportedly had a one-night love fest during their early years in Alaska:

Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a 6-foot-8 junior at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987, the book says. At the time, Sarah, just out of college, was working as a sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU.

A publishing source told The ENQUIRER that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time and he quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled (Rice’s) ass down.”

Whether this is true or not, for some reason I found it not out of the world to believe. Crazier things have happened but the magazine also reports that Palin was involved with her husband at that time and Glen didn’t deny it. Just look at that picture above, you can’t tell me you wouldn’t try to get with that if you had the opportunity. Rice was a stud basketball player during his college career at Michigan and was a three-time NBA All-Star. I know tabloids like these are hard to believe but they didn’t lie about Tiger Woods getting knocked out by his ex-wife for sneaking out of the house to get a piece of ass.

Folks, the Enquirer just dropped a bombshell on us and I suggest you take it and run.

Tiger Woods Gets A Pair of Golf Nike Frees

August 8, 2011 by  
Filed under Fashion, Golf, Kicks, Sports

Nike Frees are kinda my new obsession so it’s pretty cool to see the Nike Innovation Kitchen cook up a special pair of Golf Frees for Tiger Woods. Tiger debuted this shoe over the weekend in the above black colorway but a white colorway was also made.  Check out some notes from the Nike press release as well as some other photos after the jump.

“Ahead of his return to competitive action, Tiger Woods has been working with one of the Directors within NIKE’s Innovation Kitchen, Tobie Hatfield, and NIKE Golf on a FREE-inspired prototype shoe that Tiger will wear during this week’s WGC-Bridgestone Invitational.

Originally developed in 2004 by a group led by Hatfield, NIKE FREE is a ‘natural motion’ technology that is designed to mimic and conform to the natural motion of the foot, coupled with the protection and traction of a lightweight performance shoe.

“I love the feel of NIKE FREE for training, so I asked Tobie if it was possible to bring that technology to the golf course. It’s exciting to see a conversation like that come to life and I look forward to wearing them this week,” added Tiger.

The majority of the upper consists of a polyurethane coated stretch fabric, also seen within the construction of NIKE Basketball’s Hyperfuse 2011. Part of the heel is created from recycled NIKE Air Max units melted into thread and then woven together to create a strong, breathable textile material. The FREE-inspired outsole is directly taken from NIKE Sportswear’s Special Field Boot designed for first-responders.

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DJ Steve Porter – Press Hop 2

DJ Steve Porter and ESPN’s Sportsnation just blessed the world with Press Hop 2 complete with cameos from LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Tiger Woods, Brett Favre, Ron Artest, Randy Moss, Allen Iverson, Deion Sanders, Mike Tyson, and more.  This one was pretty funny but nothing DJ Steve Porter makes will EVER top the original Press Hop.

Christian Bale’s Tiger & Earl Woods Commercial Spoof

April 13, 2010 by  
Filed under Golf, Miscellaneous, Sports

This will be the last Nike x Tiger x Earl Woods commercial spoof that I’ll post, unless another one comes along and is absolutely hilarious.  So far we’ve had the Saturday Night Live Tiger Woods spoof, the Funny or Die Tiger Woods spoof, and now the Christian Bale Tiger Woods spoof.

Funny Or Die: Tiger & Earl Woods Commercial Spoof

April 11, 2010 by  
Filed under Golf, Miscellaneous, Sports

Who had the better Nike / Tiger Woods’ spoof?  Funny Or Die or Saturday Night Live?

Saturday Night Live’s Tiger & Earl Woods Commercial Spoof

April 11, 2010 by  
Filed under Entertainment, Golf, Sports, TV

If you watch a lick of TV, you’ve probably already seen the new Nike commercial with an emotionless Tiger face being talked to by Earl Woods (Tiger’s dad).  Now that you know what I’m talking about, check out the spoof Saturday Night Live did of the commercial.

Nike Golf’s Earl and Tiger Commercial

April 7, 2010 by  
Filed under Golf, Sports

Nike is one of the few sponsors that didn’t drop Tiger Woods (I wouldn’t have either) and here they are seen with their newest commercial starring Tiger and his dad, Earl Woods.  It’s kinda creepy hearing a dead man’s voice, especially when he’s asking a black and white, dead-ass face of Tiger such fatherly questions.

“Tiger, I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.  I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are and did you learn anything?”

Tiger Woods’ 2010 Masters Press Conference

April 6, 2010 by  
Filed under Golf, Sports

Here’s the video from yesterday of over 8 minutes of Tiger just answering the press’ questions during this year’s Masters Press Conference.  All sorts of questions were thrown his way but Tiger did his best job at answering everything as politically correct as he could.  Well done Tiger!

Tiger Wood’s First Comeback Interview

March 22, 2010 by  
Filed under Golf, Sports

Shortly after announcing his return to golf’s Masters Tournament, Tiger Woods sat down with ESPN’s Tom Rinaldi for his first interview since his mistresses rebelled against him. For a full transcript hit up the Huffington Post or see a snippet from the interview below:

Rinaldi: What’s the difference between the man who left Augusta national a year ago and the one who is about to return?

Woods: A lot has transpired in my life. A lot of ugly things have happened. Things that…..I’ve done some pretty bad things in my life. And uh, all came to a head. But now, after treatment, going for inpatient treatment for 45 days and more outpatient treatment, I’m getting back to my old roots.

Rinaldi: For a lot of people, the spark of those bad things is Nov. 27. Early that day, what happened?

Woods: Well, it’s all in the police report. Beyond that, everything’s between Elin and myself and that’s private.

Rinaldi: Why did you lose control of the car?

Woods: As I said … that’s between Elin and myself.

Rinaldi: If it’s a private matter, why issue a public apology?

Woods: Well, I owe a lot of people an apology. I hurt a lot of people. Not just my wife. My friends, my colleagues, the public, kids who looked up to me. There were a lot of people that thought I was a different person and my actions were not according to that. That’s why I had to apologize. I was so sorry for what I had done.

Tiger Woods Stars In The New Episode of South Park

March 18, 2010 by  
Filed under Entertainment, Golf, Sports, TV

The Tiger Woods scandal was bound to hit the TV screen sooner or later. Family Guy and The Simpsons didn’t produce so South Park stepped in and made this hilarious episode!

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