DJ Steve Porter – 2010′s NFL Sounds Of The Year

The autotune guru DJ Steve Porter strikes again with another awesome remix of some of the NFL’s best sound bites of the year.  Audio clips include classic quotable moments from the likes of  Randy Moss, Donovan McNabb, Coach Rex Ryan, Ray Lewis, ex-Coach Mike Singletary, Brett Favre, Jerry Jones, Derek Anderson, and others.

Jerry Jones Talks Shit About Bill Parcells & Tim Tebow

This is great!  Some dudes at a bar caught a drunk the Dallas Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones talking shit about Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow and caught it all on a weak ass camera phone.  Transcript is below courtesy of DeadSpin:

Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.

Other guy: It was a miracle, wasn’t it?

JJ: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow would never…

Different other guy: What if you were the Jaguars or — would you just, just draft him and sell fucking jerseys?

JJ: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.

[Laughter]

JJ: [Inaudible. Sounds a little like, "Sell mammoth fuckin' rake," whatever that means.]

JJ: Bill’s not worth a shit. I love him.

Different other guy: I know you do.

JJ: Not worth a shit, but I wanted — they were on my ass so bad. J’s gotta have a yes man. So to get this fuckin’ stadium, I need to bring his ass in.

Different other guy: What, you, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?

JJ: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.

[Laughter]

JJ: I can’t get him out there.

Manny Pacquiao And Joshua Clottey Fight Is Official

Dallas Cowboy’s owner Jerry Jones didn’t get the Pacquiao and Mayweather fight that the whole world wanted but instead will have to settle for Pacquiao versus Joshua Clottey.  This will be the first ever fight at the new Cowboys Stadium and it’ll all go down on pay-per-view on March 13th.