Brandon Jacobs Twerks On The Cowboys Star

T.O. has nothing on this celebration.

DeMarco Murray Torments The St. Louis Rams Defense

If you ask anyone what the most important thing in the world is, I’m sure most would say that it is time. Timing is everything, time is opportunity, and that’s exactly what former Oklahoma running back DeMarco Murray had on Sunday against the Rams. With his first carry on his first NFL start, Murray broke off for a 91-yard touchdown, which was the second longest run in Dallas Cowboy’ history. By the end of the day, the rookie finished with 253 yards on 25 carries, setting a franchise record and placed the 10th-best rushing day in NFL history. This kid’s always been good, his only problem is trying to stay healthy. If he can do so, the Cowboys won’t have to rely on Romo’s arm and will give them more versatility. Then again, he did rack up yardage against a rather weak Rams defense, lets see how he does against the stronger teams later in the year.

LaRon Landry Puts The Lick On Laurent Robinson

Loved him at LSU, and I love him even more in the NFL. Washington Redskins safety LaRon Landry is an absolute animal. By far my favorite safety in the league. He was once apart of what many believed would be the best safety duo in the game today while he played along the late, but great, Sean Taylor. After Taylor passed, the ‘Skins put all the weight on LaRon and he struggled to handle it while trying to handle the loss of his mentor. They put him in the wrong scheme, he played out of place the last two years. He isn’t a cover safety like Taylor was, not an interception machine, he’s a big hitter. Period. He was injured most of the off-season with a nagging hamstring but LaRon made his debut this past Monday night against the Cowboys where he put one of those “I’m Back” hits on Dallas’ receiver Laurent Robinson.

Landry was quoted saying this before the game on Monday:

“Don’t calm me down. Let me go. Untame this beast, man. It’s been a while.”

Don’t worry, Iron Man, they didn’t put the chain on you. Oh, and one more thing; is it just me, or did he pack on at least 30 pounds of muscle since the previous year? Dude seriously looks like he’s made out of concrete.

DeSean Jackson Embarrasses The Dallas Cowboys

DaSean Jackson went 91 yards on a touchdown pass from Michael Vick and right before stepping into the endzone, he did what he knows best – stunt on opposing defenses.  Poor Cowgirls.  To make things even worse, Cowboys’ rookie Tashard Choice asked the homie Mike Vick to autograph his gloves after the game.  Where they do that at?!  Hit the jump to see that video.

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Dez Bryant’s 2 Ridiculous Catches Against The Giants

Even though the Dallas Cowboys got the W against the New York Giants, they’re still awful this year and their lone bright spot is the play of rookie Dez Bryant.  The kid’s becoming a star and a dangerous weapon and if I was a rookie and making catches like these – you already know I wouldn’t be carrying any shoulder pads! Hit the jump for the sick catch that was caught leading up to his touchdown grab above.

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2 Amazing Catches From Yesterday’s Titans vs. Cowboys Game

While Dude Perfect were putting in work while New Cowboy’s Stadium was closed – Miles Austin and Nate Washington put in work on the only day it matters in football, Sundays.  Above, Miles Austin caught a tough throw down the sideline from Tony Romo and made two Tennessee Titans defenders look silly as they laid on the ground while he ran for a 69 yard touchdown.  Below, Nate Washington made Vince Young look great while making a sick catch between two Dallas Cowboy’s defenders for a 24 yard corner touchdown grab.  Who made the better play?!

Sports Illustrated: 25 Most Hated Teams Of All Time

SportsIllustrated.com made a list of the 25 most hated teams in sports history. The top 3 most hated teams are pictured above with 3 being the ’92 Cowboys, 2 the ’88-’89 Pistons, and number 1 being the ’86 Hurricanes. Also featured on this list are the 2010-2011 Miami Heat who are yet to play a game! Check out the full list here and after the jump there is an SI.com video explaining why the Heat made the list…plus, there’s a picture of me in the video at the 1:06 mark!

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Dez Bryant Does Not Carry Shoulder Pads

Sorry Roy Williams, Dez Bryant G’d you up.  He’s basically telling Williams by refusing to partake in the rookie hazing of carrying shoulder pads back to the locker room that he will not be his Rookie bitch and that he will most likely have his starting wide receiver position by week 4.  Simply put, Jerry Jones drafted Dez to CATCH passes from Tony Romo – something Williams had trouble doing last season since being acquired by the Dallas Cowboys.

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Jerry Jones Talks Shit About Bill Parcells & Tim Tebow

This is great!  Some dudes at a bar caught a drunk the Dallas Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones talking shit about Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow and caught it all on a weak ass camera phone.  Transcript is below courtesy of DeadSpin:

Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.

Other guy: It was a miracle, wasn’t it?

JJ: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow would never…

Different other guy: What if you were the Jaguars or — would you just, just draft him and sell fucking jerseys?

JJ: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.

[Laughter]

JJ: [Inaudible. Sounds a little like, "Sell mammoth fuckin' rake," whatever that means.]

JJ: Bill’s not worth a shit. I love him.

Different other guy: I know you do.

JJ: Not worth a shit, but I wanted — they were on my ass so bad. J’s gotta have a yes man. So to get this fuckin’ stadium, I need to bring his ass in.

Different other guy: What, you, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?

JJ: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.

[Laughter]

JJ: I can’t get him out there.

Texas Stadium Demolition Video

Yesterday the 39 year old Texas Stadium, former home to the Dallas Cowboys, was demolished.  For those who like seeing things blown up, you’ll enjoy this video.

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