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Pop Warner for 21 Year Olds

August 30, 2010 by Jon  
Filed under NFL, Sports

Remember the story about Guerdwich Montimere who was 22 years old but said he was 16 so he could play on his high school basketball team? Well it seems like 21 year old Julious Javone Threatts was trying to one up him. Dude wanted to play football, but not on his high school team, on a POP-WARNER team. Julious changed his name to Chad Jordan and said he was 14. Best part of the story is this quote by the coach:

“He really acted like a kid,” coach Ray McCloud said. “My son is 13, and my son was hanging out with him, and (Threatts) acted more immature than (my son).”

I wonder how often this happens and if any of these kids actually get recruited and play at the next level??  It’s definently possible because you would assume they would dominate.  Well, Julious won’t be playing anywhere but in a prison yard next.  Cops arrested him for the 6th time after finding out about this.  Ironically, he was arrested the first time when he really was 14.

Rondo, Amare, Justin Tuck, & DeSean Jackson Are The Nike Educatorse

August 26, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under Fashion, Kicks, NBA, NFL, Sports

In Foot Locker and Nike’s newest commercial – Rajon Rondo, Amare Stoudemire, Justin Tuck, and DaSean Jackson are The Educators.  The professional athletes teachers whip the kid’s back into shape after taking the whole summer off…

Introducing: Ochocinco’s Cereal

August 26, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under NFL, Sports

Making your own cereal sure is one way to bring in a new revenue stream.  I’m sure it’ll help balance out Chad Ochocinco’s checking account if he keeps getting fined this season by the NFL for tweeting during games.  The cereal will be sold at Krogers throughout the Cincinnati area.

Vitamin Water – Time To Collect Commercial Starring Gary Busey x Adrian Peterson x Shaq

August 25, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under NBA, NFL, Sports

You need to hit up Gary Busey aka Norman Tugwater if you’re a professional athlete and aren’t receiving any compensation from fantasy sport gamers taking advantage of your skills.  Shouts to Vitamin Water for dropping yet another funny viral video to the internet but this time featuring Adrian Peterson and Shaquille O’Neal.

The Tillman Story Trailer

August 24, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under Entertainment, Movies, NFL, Sports

Amir Bar-Lev directs the documentary about the real story behind Pat Tillman…

Pat Tillman never thought of himself as a hero. His choice to leave a multimillion-dollar football contract and join the military wasn’t done for any reason other than he felt it was the right thing to do. The fact that the military manipulated his tragic death in the line of duty into a propaganda tool is unfathomable and thoroughly explored in Amir Bar-Lev’s riveting and enraging documentary.

Brett Favre’s Un-Retirement Press Conference

August 19, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under NFL, Sports

If you were stuck in an office and couldn’t watch Brett Favre’s un-retirement press conference on ESPN, here it is.  I will not be surprised if I’m posting a press conference a year from now with Favre making the same statements.

Video: Eli Manning Getting His Skull Cracked

August 17, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under NFL, Sports

If you’re a New York Giants’ fan then you love to see kids like Victor Cruz making impact plays but you HATE to see your star quarterback Eli Manning getting murdered on the field.  Glad to have football back!

Victor Cruz Lights Up The New York Jets

August 17, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under NFL, Sports

This picture sums up what undrafted New York Giants rookie did to the New York Jets last night – “GET OFF ME!”.  Shouts to my fellow #UMass Class of 2010 graduate for scoring 3 touchdown’s during the preseason game last night.  Although it only was preseason, King James even tweeted about it and said that Cruz should be getting a job offer any day now.  Hit the jump for the highlights if you don’t have Sportscenter.

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Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Speech

August 8, 2010 by admin  
Filed under NFL, Sports

Congrats and shout outs to the friends and families (and the players of course) of Emmitt Smith, Jerry Rice, Russ Grimm, Floyd Little, John Randle, and Dick LeBeau who were all induced to the NFL Hall of Fame this weekend in Canton, Ohio,  Check out the Dallas Cowboys OG give his Class of 2010 Hall of Fame Speech above and after the jump.

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NFL Rookie Hazing Starring Tim Tebow

August 8, 2010 by admin  
Filed under NFL, Sports

Besides the rare exception of Dez Bryant, every NFL player gets hazed as a rookie.  The tradition includes all sorts of wild shit that you would never want to happen to you but as a NFL player you don’t get a choice.  Case in points: the above new haircut that Tim Tebow got from LenDale White and the rest of the Denver Broncos and after the jump is Kevin Haslem’s balls and penis haircut courtesy of his Jacksonville Jaguar barbers teammates.

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