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Nyjer Morgan Don’t Play

September 2, 2010 by Jon  
Filed under MLB, Sports

This is the footage from last nights Marlins vs Nationals game. Nyjer Morgan charges the mound after Marlins pitcher Chris Volstad threw behind him (this is after he already had hit him the inning before). Marlins were pissed that Morgan stole 2nd and 3rd in a 14-3 game and for knocking into their catcher the game before. You gotta watch the video and see the beat-down that ensues.

Shaquille O’Neal vs. Justin Bieber

September 2, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under Entertainment, NBA, Sports, TV

Justin Bieber goes from making a record with Kanye West and Raekwon The Chef to chilling, dancing, and playing hoops with Shaquille O’Neal on the latest Shaq Vs episode.  The little Canadian is everywhere these days and you can’t hate because he’s CAKING with all these appearances.  Who knew it would be the year for Canadians?!  Part two of the show after the jump.

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Manny Ramirez’s All-Spanish Press Conference

September 2, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under MLB, Sports

You gotta love Manny just being Manny.  Chicago White Sox fans better get used to his shenanigans because he has a bunch of them.  For his introductory press conference to the team, Manny decided to hold the presser in all spanish despite knowing how to fluently speak and understand English.  I really think he was just like “OK, today I’m going to fuck with the American reporters” haha.

Jonas Maciulis Posterizes Rudy Fernandez

September 1, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under NBA, Sports

Oh man…how did I miss this yesterday?  The day after Rudy Fernandez caught a sick reverse oop from The Jonas Brother Ricky Rubio, Rudy was the subject of a vicious posterization from Lithuanian baller Jonas Maciulis.

Golfers’ Swing Starts A Fire

September 1, 2010 by Jon  
Filed under Golf, Miscellaneous, Sports


Man, I thought when I played golf last Saturday with my dad and a buddy of mine I sucked. Well, I feel a little bit better after reading this story. Apparently some guy was hitting out of the rough this wknd when his club struck a rock, causing enough friction that it started a fire. This wasn’t a small fire either; it was a 12 acre blaze that 150 fire fighters had to show up for. IMO, the guy was losing a bet to his friend and thought to himself, “How can I get out this?” Next thing you know, there is a 12 acre fire at Shady Canyon Golf Course in SoCal. There is no way this was an accident. Therefore, may I be the first to say, well played sir. Here at WeAllScheme, we appreciate a good scheme such as this one.

Roger Federer’s Between The Legs Shot

September 1, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under Sports, The Rest

About 19 seconds in this clip and you’ll see Roger Federer pull off one sick between the legs shot.  I’m not a huge tennis follower but the announcer’s said he pulled that same shot off last year to win a big match.  That’s awesome!  His Gillette shot may be fake but this definitely was real!

Jay-Z x New York Yankees Apparel

September 1, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under Clothes, Fashion, MLB, Music, News, Sports

The New York Yankees have created these exclusive Jay-Z x NYY themed apparel for the two epic Jay-Z x Eminem shows going down at New Yankee Stadium on September 13th and 14th.  The “4″ is paying homage to his December 4th birthday.  I might just have to cop one of those t-shirts…Hit the jump for a picture of the limited edition Blueprint 3 New Era fitted that’ll also be sold at the show.

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The Human Toilet Bowl Celebration

August 31, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under Soccer, Sports

FC Stjarnan finally comes back with some creativity!  I was kinda hard on their past celebration dances but I’m defintely feeling this taking a shit on the competition celebration.

Leandro Barbosa Crosses Andre Iguodalas Up

August 31, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under NBA, Sports

If in about 3-8 months from now I’m posting a meaningless clip from a Philadephlia 76ers and Phoenix Suns game of Andre Iguodala posterizing Leandro Barbosa – it’ll be because of this play where Barbosa broke Iggy’s ankles in yesterday’s Brazil vs Team USA game.

Rudy Fernandez’s Reverse Alley-Oop From Ricky Rubio

August 30, 2010 by The Scheme King  
Filed under NBA, Sports

While Ricky Rubio won’t be in the NBA next season, it’s not looking like Rudy Fernandez will be either so I’m sure we can expect a lot more of this duo catching sick alley-oops like this one.

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