Funny Stuff: Team Wetness Infomercial #2

You have to be wet by now, right?! Team Wetness is batting 3/3 on these infomercial videos for their t-shirts. Please do us all a favor and get moisturized by buying yourself one of their lovely t-shirts right now.

Neil From Team Wetness Explains His Faith Hill Tattoo

Watch as Neil, the neighborhood Stop & Shop produce stocker who has since pledge his allegiance over to Team Wetness, explain the story of how his Faith Hill tattoo came about. Join Neil and countless others and make sure you get yourself Wet too! Nah, nah, nah, nah mean?

Side note – I think Neil and internet thug / YouTube sensation AB Green need to link up and collaborate on some future projects! I got the contact for Neil and someone at Bar Stool Sports Boston should be able to get the AB Green contact! Let’s make it happen!

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Video: A Grandma Reads Tyler, The Creator’s Tweets

Tyler, The Creator’s tweets make a whole lot more sense when they’re read by this grandma! And yes, she’s the same grandma that got down with 50 Cent’s tweets. The album Goblin is in store’s tomorrow. I gave it a brief listen and it is what it is. If you’re an Odd Future fan, you’ll love it. If you’re not, you’ll think ehh.

My Alma Mater UMass Goes Hard!

Shouts to all the undergrads at my Alma Mater UMass enjoying themselves at the Zoo. Here’s a nice little video of the Southwest goons getting it in as they celebrate Osama Bin Laden’s death. The school will always be a party school as long as the Southwest dorms are standing and sometimes those parties lead to riots like in the case above. And there’s nothing wrong with a riot here and there!

Since my Freshmen year in 2006, the UMass administration has been trying to cut back the fun more and more and I’ve heard there latest antic is to eliminate all smoking of cigarettes on campus. Really?! Stop trying to control the fun and let the Zoo be ZooMass because the girls just want to drink Rubinoff, the guys just want to drink their 30 racks of KeyStone Lights, and then head uptown for some Tuesday night bar fun and some banging slices at Antonio’s and Club Sidewalk.

Team Wetness Infomercial – Are You Wet?!

Feeling dry lately? Check out this fresh new product, designed to moisten up your life! If you watched this Team Wetness Infomercial and did not laugh, I’ll give you $10. If you did laugh, rather than give me $10 just buy a Team Wetness t-shirt and rep the gang!

This Will Make You Want To SkyDive: Experience Human Flight

If you’re scared of heights, don’t press play! Seriously though, this looks cool as shit! I need to make a trip out to Australia and link up with the Melbourne Skydive Centre. Shouts to my UMass homie Lee for putting this up on his Facebook.

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Introducing: Fast Food Lasagna (via @EpicMealTime)

15 Big Macs from McDonald’s, 15 Baconators from Wendy’s, 15 Teen Burgers from A&W’s (no veggies of course), onion rings, lots of bacon, custom Jack Daniel’s meat sauce, and lots of cheese = Fast Food Lasagna. I think I would take a bite…

From now on – nothing goes down unless I’m involved. No nuggets, no onion rings, no nothing! A cheeseburger gets sold in the park? I WANT IN! You got fat, while we starved on the streets. Now it’s my turn!

George Watsky Raps With His G.O.A.T. & Samsung SH100 Camera

It looks like all of those Ellen Degeneres appearances scored George Wastky some paying gigs. Good for him. Rapping fast (and being pale) is a pretty unique skill so glad to see him monetizing it.  I wonder if his head got too big for the little people now that he’s on that corporate Samsung SH100 Camera money. You went to middle school with my girlfriend, George – hit me up and let’s do an interview! Hit the jump to the lyrics to this new rap from the San Francisco kid.

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Keenan Cahill & Nick Cannon Are Famous

Today, RIGHT NOW, I think that little rugrat Keenan Cahill is more famous than Nick Cannon.  Even when Nick Cannon was at the peak of his “fame,” no one ever really liked him or thought he had talent. If it wasn’t for preggers Mariah, he probably wouldn’t even be around…

Not An Apartment Building, It’s A Garage

Check out this apartment building in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood of San Francisco that looks like a normal apartment building on the outside but is actually a four-car garage on the inside. It opens slower than old people walking but it’s still kinda impressive…