Introducing: Fast Food Lasagna (via @EpicMealTime)

15 Big Macs from McDonald’s, 15 Baconators from Wendy’s, 15 Teen Burgers from A&W’s (no veggies of course), onion rings, lots of bacon, custom Jack Daniel’s meat sauce, and lots of cheese = Fast Food Lasagna. I think I would take a bite…

From now on – nothing goes down unless I’m involved. No nuggets, no onion rings, no nothing! A cheeseburger gets sold in the park? I WANT IN! You got fat, while we starved on the streets. Now it’s my turn!

Cool Websites Vol. Tom Haverfoods

I told you we would keep dropping Cool Websites as we came across them! If you saw the latest (or it might have been a week or two old, I’m always late because I just catch up on DVR) episode of Parks And Recreation you would have seen Aziz Ansari aka Tom Haverford list off all of his nicknames for food (i.e. “I call tortillas bean blankets and forks food rakes”). Well since Aziz is just that dude right now, hit up this new site dedicated to all of Tom Haverford Haverfoods nicknames for the food we love to eat. Click the picture and you get a new food’s nickname!

Visit – Tom Haverfoods

George Watsky Raps With His G.O.A.T. & Samsung SH100 Camera

It looks like all of those Ellen Degeneres appearances scored George Wastky some paying gigs. Good for him. Rapping fast (and being pale) is a pretty unique skill so glad to see him monetizing it.  I wonder if his head got too big for the little people now that he’s on that corporate Samsung SH100 Camera money. You went to middle school with my girlfriend, George – hit me up and let’s do an interview! Hit the jump to the lyrics to this new rap from the San Francisco kid.

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Keenan Cahill & Nick Cannon Are Famous

Today, RIGHT NOW, I think that little rugrat Keenan Cahill is more famous than Nick Cannon.  Even when Nick Cannon was at the peak of his “fame,” no one ever really liked him or thought he had talent. If it wasn’t for preggers Mariah, he probably wouldn’t even be around…

Proof: President Obama’s Birth Certificate (via The White House)

And why is this relevant? I guess there are still speculators and non believers out there that still thought President Obama was not born in America but The White House deaded all of those rumors this morning by releasing the President’s official birth certificate that shows he was born in Honolulu, Hawaii.  *sarcasm* Does Hawaii still count as terrorist land!?!?! *sarcasm*

Source – CNN

Cool Websites Vol. StumbleUpon

Bored? This website will keep you occupied for HOURS! I would be surprised if some of you haven’t heard of StumbleUpon by now but I do still see a few friends on Facebook randomly mention how they just learned of the website and are in love with it. You basically enter your interests and then hit “stumble” and it brings you up a bunch of cool websites that it thinks you’ll like. Kinda what we’re doing with the Cool Websites section but on a much larger scale.

Visit – StumbleUpon

Not An Apartment Building, It’s A Garage

Check out this apartment building in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood of San Francisco that looks like a normal apartment building on the outside but is actually a four-car garage on the inside. It opens slower than old people walking but it’s still kinda impressive…

A Gang of Girls Love Epic Meal Time’s Mac & Cheese

These Epic Meal Time videos come out great every time. I think it’s the perfect combination of the host’s funny tone of voice, the background music, and the amazingly awesome looking food. Watch this time as the crew stirs up a bunch of different Mac & Cheese meals (think New York City’s S’MAC but on steroids) and serve them up to a gang of hungry girls. LMAO at it turning into a soft core porn at the end.

Introducing: 7-Eleven’s New Dual-Chambered Slurpee Cup

Game changer! I don’t know what took 7-Eleven’s Research and Development team so long to invent this Dual-Chambered Slurpee Cup but it’s finally here. The cup will contain a special valve and two straws that will let you drink two Slurpee flavors at the same time. Yes, the same time! Get yours beginning in June.

Source – Gizmodo

Travis Barker, Tinie Tempah and Katie Taylor Drink Lucozade

Watch Travis Barker, Tinie Tempah, and Katie Taylor make a promotional video remake of Simply Unstoppable for Lucozade – producer of variety of sports and energy drinks.  Watch more and play the official Lucozade YES game at their Facebook page.