Viral: Claire The Cat Playing Duck Hunt

In today’s yesteday’s viral video of the day, we got some person’s cat named Claire playing some touch screen Duck Hunt.  Didn’t I call this?  Yes, I called this.

Have You Seen The Dancing Merengue Dog?

I think it’s time to get that lazy English Bulldog off the couch and teach him how to Merengue with this dog.  It’s only right, right?  No but seriously – how are these pets doing this?  Next, we’re going to see a cat playing videogames…

Golfers’ Swing Starts A Fire

Man, I thought when I played golf last Saturday with my dad and a buddy of mine I sucked. Well, I feel a little bit better after reading this story. Apparently some guy was hitting out of the rough this wknd when his club struck a rock, causing enough friction that it started a fire. This wasn’t a small fire either; it was a 12 acre blaze that 150 fire fighters had to show up for. IMO, the guy was losing a bet to his friend and thought to himself, “How can I get out this?” Next thing you know, there is a 12 acre fire at Shady Canyon Golf Course in SoCal. There is no way this was an accident. Therefore, may I be the first to say, well played sir. Here at WeAllScheme, we appreciate a good scheme such as this one.

Introducing: Caffeinated Marshmallows

\Everyone loves marshmallows and everyone loves caffeine so the geniuses at Stay Puft combined the two to bring us Stay Puft’s Caffeinated Marshmallows.  Order yours here!

Two major things to note about these sugary mallows of awake-ti-tude: First, they are gourmet. Delicate and delicious. Second, they are licensed collectibles, which for a marshmallow is pretty awesome. Third, Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows come in a marshmallowy-feeling box – a nice reusable keepsake. And finally, fourth: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows are CAFFEINATED! Big time. You feel it as soon as you suck one down. Take that giant marshmallow man; we’re eating your eggs one by one. So get some Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows now, relive the 80s, stay awake forever, and satiate the need for sugary revenge.

Source – TLF via ThinkGeek

Unemployment Rate For Youths At A Record High

Really?  I haven’t noticed.  I have been too busy all summer looking for jobs.  Oh, wait… it all makes sense now.  According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, 51.1% of American youths aged from 16-24 are unemployed.  Makes me feel real good about my huge life changing decision by leaving my crummy insurance agency job to seek greener pastures in the marketing/advertising field!  Just incase you are wondering, this is the lowest number reported since 1948.  And it just so happens the year the government started collecting this data was 1948, AKA this is the highest percentage ever.  Good thing I turn 24 next year, so my chances of getting a job percentage-wise has to increase, right?

“I Am So Blogging This”

If I was a chick blogger, I would for sure be rocking this.  But I’m not so it’s plain white t’s, black t’s, and Polo’s all day!

Source – Emilio Sparks

Guy Goes For One Year Without Spending a Dollar

This is a pretty awesome story.  In the world we live in where greed and money make the world go round, this guy spends a year without spending a dollar.  Mark Boyle, a former economics graduate and businessman, decided to become “The Moneyless Man” to get away from the corporate world.  He has a book coming out called The Moneyless Man: A Year Of Freeconomic Living.

What Are They Drinking in Germany?

While I was on my lunch break at work yesterday, I was listening to the radio (since my job of course thinks surfing the internet will cause me to be a lazy degenerate) and I heard this story on some AM news station.  To make a long story short, a guy was partying in Germany on New Year’s Eve and felt something hit his head, had horrible migraines for 5 years, finally went and saw a doctor about it and they told him he had a bullet lodged in his head.  Really guy??  I mean what in the world do they serve at the bars in Germany?  On the radio they said it was a stray bullet as if that makes the situation completely conceivable.  Basic common knowledge tells me there needs to be a point of entrance where you would bleed from, not to mention if I heard a gun shot and I felt something hit my head I might put two and two together.  Idk, I am calling bullshit on this story, but I guess that’s the beauty of the internet (when it doesn’t turn you into a lazy, worthless degenerate employee of course!).

Viral: English Bulldog Watching Family Guy On The Couch

This is pretty incredible!  Imagine if this English Bulldog was rather a White Beagle (like Brian from Family Guy) chilling on the couch watching TV with a beer in hand?  Never mind, that was a huge reach…

Headless And Mutilated Bodies Hung From Mexico Bridge

So you thought your traffic to work was bad, huh?  We told you about China’s traffic problem.  So you thought your neighborhood was pretty violent, huh?  I doubt it’s comparable to those Mexican drug cartels and if you still don’t believe me then read the below story…

MEXICO CITY — Four decapitated and mutilated corpses were strung from a bridge in a popular getaway outside the Mexican capital on Sunday, the latest atrocity as the country battles an escalating drug war.

The bodies of the four young men were discovered early on Sunday, hung upside down by their feet from a bridge near a wealthy area of Cuernavaca, a leafy city about an hour outside Mexico City, where many of the nation’s elite own homes.

The victims’ genitals, index fingers and heads had been cut off, according to a statement from the attorney general’s office in Morelos state, which includes Cuernavaca.

Their heads and genitals were found nearby, along with a handmade sign, the statement said.

“This will happen to everyone that helps the traitor Edgar Valdes,” the placard read, referring to a leading drug capo whose real name is Edgar Valdez.

It was signed C.P.S., the initials for the South Pacific Cartel, a relatively new drug gang that has claimed responsibility for other gruesome killings.

Drug violence has escalated across Mexico as President Felipe Calderon goes after powerful cartels and as rival gangs fight over smuggling turf. More than 28,000 people have died in drug violence since Calderon took office in late 2006.

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