13 Year old Kid is World’s Youngest Father

4 feet tall, Alfie Patten just became the Worlds youngest father by having a kid with his 15 year old girlfriend. Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne. Both are from the U.K. They decided against an abortion, saying he wanted to be a dad. By the way, his allowance is 10 pounds a week… good luck buddy.

“Wanna-be” Schemer….

Check this horrendous scheme plan by some Chinese thief from NY.

While be chased by the po-po for a robbery, the thief got cornered in an ally. Not knowing what to do, the thief mooned the cops, lol. Being a lil distracted, the cops still trapped the suspect and detained him. After being asked why he mooned the cops, he replied, “I thought his pursuers would be embarrassed and cover their eyes, allowing him to escape.”

Wow, pretty sad…..

Stat Quo – Checks and Balance Mixtape

Check out this new mixtape by Stat Quo – Checks and Balance.

Diddy Pulls a Bitch-Assness Move, Kobe Puts Up Huge Points & $$

After Kobe Bryant dropped 61 points on the Knicks Monday night, he attended a birthday party for DJ Clue at the New York club M2.

46 of 50 States Could File Bankruptcy In 2009-2010

There is a high chance a majority of the States within the United States of America could file for Chapter 9 bankruptcy. There is currently 46 states with high budget deficits, Arizona being one of them.

In fact, Jan Brewer, the newly appointed Governor of Arizona has a major crisis on her hands, one that Arizona and national media isn

For All You Gamblers….

With the Super Bowl coming up, you know Vegas (and your local bookie) are taking all their bets placed.

FEDS Raid Trainer of Barry Bonds Mother-in-Laws House!!

With a perjury trial just a month away for Barry Bonds, the FEDs raided Menlo Park’s house, mother-in-law of Barry’s trainer Greg Anderson.

Circuit City Going out of Business

Circuit City announced Friday that they didn’t find a buyer for the store and will liquidate all of its 567 U.S. stores. The closures could send another 30,000 to the unemployment ranks. Being the nations second biggest consumer electronics retailer, Circuit City suffered their worst holiday shopping season. “This is the only possible path for our company,” James A. Marcum, acting chief executive, said in a statement. “We are extremely disappointed by this outcome.” Industry experts expect more bad news in the coming months as spending likely will deteriorate further.

Young Berg Makes a Fool of Himself….Again

Young Berg makes a fool of himself, again, after getting arrested for drunk driving and possession of marijuana.

DAMN…Talk About Bad Luck

From The New York Post….

“Maybe he should eat someplace else.

A 26-year-old Massachusetts man has been shot twice within a year at the same pizza parlor.

Police say an unknown gunman shot the man three times in the legs and abdomen this week at Golden Pizza in Worcester. He is expected to survive.

In April, three people shot him multiple times there.”

HaHa… maybe he should get his slices somewhere else!!!