Nyjer Morgan Don’t Play

This is the footage from last nights Marlins vs Nationals game. Nyjer Morgan charges the mound after Marlins pitcher Chris Volstad threw behind him (this is after he already had hit him the inning before). Marlins were pissed that Morgan stole 2nd and 3rd in a 14-3 game and for knocking into their catcher the game before. You gotta watch the video and see the beat-down that ensues.

Golfers’ Swing Starts A Fire

Man, I thought when I played golf last Saturday with my dad and a buddy of mine I sucked. Well, I feel a little bit better after reading this story. Apparently some guy was hitting out of the rough this wknd when his club struck a rock, causing enough friction that it started a fire. This wasn’t a small fire either; it was a 12 acre blaze that 150 fire fighters had to show up for. IMO, the guy was losing a bet to his friend and thought to himself, “How can I get out this?” Next thing you know, there is a 12 acre fire at Shady Canyon Golf Course in SoCal. There is no way this was an accident. Therefore, may I be the first to say, well played sir. Here at WeAllScheme, we appreciate a good scheme such as this one.

Unemployment Rate For Youths At A Record High

Really?  I haven’t noticed.  I have been too busy all summer looking for jobs.  Oh, wait… it all makes sense now.  According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, 51.1% of American youths aged from 16-24 are unemployed.  Makes me feel real good about my huge life changing decision by leaving my crummy insurance agency job to seek greener pastures in the marketing/advertising field!  Just incase you are wondering, this is the lowest number reported since 1948.  And it just so happens the year the government started collecting this data was 1948, AKA this is the highest percentage ever.  Good thing I turn 24 next year, so my chances of getting a job percentage-wise has to increase, right?

Guy Goes For One Year Without Spending a Dollar

This is a pretty awesome story.  In the world we live in where greed and money make the world go round, this guy spends a year without spending a dollar.  Mark Boyle, a former economics graduate and businessman, decided to become “The Moneyless Man” to get away from the corporate world.  He has a book coming out called The Moneyless Man: A Year Of Freeconomic Living.

Brandon Jennings Does His Best Lady Gaga Impersonation

Brandon Jennings just came out of the closet.  Just kidding (hopefully).  But if you watched this video, you just might think he did.  Jennings does a Lady Gaga impersonation because he supposedly lost a bet.  I wonder what his PR team thinks about this one.

Pop Warner for 21 Year Olds

Remember the story about Guerdwich Montimere who was 22 years old but said he was 16 so he could play on his high school basketball team? Well it seems like 21 year old Julious Javone Threatts was trying to one up him. Dude wanted to play football, but not on his high school team, on a POP-WARNER team. Julious changed his name to Chad Jordan and said he was 14. Best part of the story is this quote by the coach:

“He really acted like a kid,” coach Ray McCloud said. “My son is 13, and my son was hanging out with him, and (Threatts) acted more immature than (my son).”

I wonder how often this happens and if any of these kids actually get recruited and play at the next level??  It’s definently possible because you would assume they would dominate.  Well, Julious won’t be playing anywhere but in a prison yard next.  Cops arrested him for the 6th time after finding out about this.  Ironically, he was arrested the first time when he really was 14.

Throwback Saturday: Notorious BIG – 10 Crack Commandments

It really doesn’t get much better than this.  Rookies, take notes.

Gotta go, gotta go, more pots to bake up. Word up.

Strasburg Out 12-18 Months

Washington Nationals rookie phenom Stephen Strasburg will be out 12-18 months after learning today he most likely will need Tommy John surgery.  Strasburg was put on the DL recently after feeling pain in his elbow, and after doctors did a MRI they noticed he has a torn ligament.  I bet the Nationals are kicking themselves in the head after rushing Strasburg up from the minors.  Even though they sold out every game he started, they now won’t sell out another game for 12-18 months.  Hopefully for the Nationals and the game of baseball he can make a speedy recover.  From everything I have read the guy is good guy who works hard so he would be good face for the game.

What Are They Drinking in Germany?

While I was on my lunch break at work yesterday, I was listening to the radio (since my job of course thinks surfing the internet will cause me to be a lazy degenerate) and I heard this story on some AM news station.  To make a long story short, a guy was partying in Germany on New Year’s Eve and felt something hit his head, had horrible migraines for 5 years, finally went and saw a doctor about it and they told him he had a bullet lodged in his head.  Really guy??  I mean what in the world do they serve at the bars in Germany?  On the radio they said it was a stray bullet as if that makes the situation completely conceivable.  Basic common knowledge tells me there needs to be a point of entrance where you would bleed from, not to mention if I heard a gun shot and I felt something hit my head I might put two and two together.  Idk, I am calling bullshit on this story, but I guess that’s the beauty of the internet (when it doesn’t turn you into a lazy, worthless degenerate employee of course!).

They Don’t Mess Around in Brazil

(Where’s McGruff when you need him?)

According to Brazilian newspaper Marca, a soccer referee is on the run after STABBING a player to death.  Local referee Gregorio Edio Francisco Chaves attacked Jose Ramos da Silva by stabbing him in the chest during a disagreement over a foul.  Then to top it off, Chaves stabbed Silva’s brother numerous times in the back.  Silva was treated by doctors but was pronounced dead on the scene while his brother is said to be recovering from his injuries.  Little side note, the 2016 Summer Olympics are being held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil where there has already been skepticism due to the city’s crime problem.  Any other country I would be asking myself why the ref had a knife on him during a soccer match, but it is Brazil.

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