Introducing: Caffeinated Marshmallows
August 31, 2010 by The Scheme King
Filed under Miscellaneous
\Everyone loves marshmallows and everyone loves caffeine so the geniuses at Stay Puft combined the two to bring us Stay Puft’s Caffeinated Marshmallows. Order yours here!
Two major things to note about these sugary mallows of awake-ti-tude: First, they are gourmet. Delicate and delicious. Second, they are licensed collectibles, which for a marshmallow is pretty awesome. Third, Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows come in a marshmallowy-feeling box – a nice reusable keepsake. And finally, fourth: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows are CAFFEINATED! Big time. You feel it as soon as you suck one down. Take that giant marshmallow man; we’re eating your eggs one by one. So get some Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows now, relive the 80s, stay awake forever, and satiate the need for sugary revenge.
